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IC NOTICE TO BOUNTY HUNTERS To help protect our Cadets, we bounty pirates who cause them harm. A few of those bounty us in either retaliation or to try and force us to drop the bounty on their own head. It doesn't work! While The Academy allows collecting faction-based bounties, anyone attacking us for a PLAYER-based bounty will be considered in league with the pirate and placed on The Academy's Pirates List themselves. The only good pirate is a dead pirate! BIO Homeworld:Classified (level ΩΣ++) Cluster: Classified (level ΔΘ Alliance: Promoted to Applications Manager of our Proud Alliance Pirates need not apply Click the picture, [above], or the link, [below], to go to The Academy's website. >>> The Academy Website Homepage <<< >>> Alliance Forum Recruit thread <<< Current Rank : Age : 27 Currently Pilots : Liberator : Stainless Steel Wolf Old Ships : Sabre : TAS Wolf. Wasp : TAS Hunting Wolf. Thunderbird : TAS Thunder Wolf. Babel-Transporter : TAS Hauling Wolf. Nighthawk Deluxe : TAS Wolf Blade. Behemoth : TAS Meteor Wolf. Some useful links/info for living in Pardus >>> Blue Sun Orion Universe Maps <<< Older than Butterfat. >>> ButterFat Universe Maps <<< has AP Calculator. >>> NPC Charts (Pete Moss' version) <<< Has some combat logs. >>> NPC Charts <<< Rednew's Lists. >>> The Academy's Online Clock <<< Times until next ticks. >>> Maxisoft Pardus Encyclopedia <<< Very useful tools for Pardus. >>> Pardus DataVault <<< More useful tools for Pardus. >>> Beginner's Guide <<< Masterchief's Ultimate guide Want a copy of my tables? Drop me a PM. Served : 24 people. Missions Needed To Gain Rank Rank Number %age Federation Empire Union level missions gained title title title +7 14.286 Recruit Outsider Flunkey +21 4.760 Private Serf Minion +43 2.325 Corporal Master Acolyte +80 1.250 Sergeant Sir/Dame Bookie +132 0.758 Sgt.Major Squire Collector +200 0.500 Major Lord/Lady Accountant +300 0.333 Colonel Baron[ess] Cleaner +450 0.222 Lieutenant Viscount[ess] Made Man +583 0.171 Lt.Commander Count[ess] Chief +778 0.129 Captain Earl/Marchesa Kingpin +1100 0.091 Commodore Marquis Nephew +1320 0.0758 Rear Admiral Duke/Duchess Son +1675 0.0597 Admiral Prince[ss] Godfather Credits to Amniodarone/Pok for basic idea; "http://www.vbulletin.com/forum" for the tags that work here; Nebulosa and Killer Queen for pointing out that <enter> adds line breaks AFTER [/tr] does too. Homeworlds Federation Sector Co-Ords Human Core Earth, Sol [7,4] South Human Tiafa, Tiafa [9,7] Rashkir Core Rashkan, Rashkan [15,17] Pardus Contingent Elased, Ras Elased [21,20] Empire Sector Co-Ords Keldon Core Keldana I, Keldon [9,24] Ska'ari Core Skara, Ska [21,12] Ska'ari West Core Edvea, Edvea [21,9] Pardus Contingent Rigel, Rigel [10,17] Union Sector Co-Ords Keldon Core Sirion, Sirius [14,16] Rashkir Core Vega, Vega [6,10] North Rashkir Let, Let [9,11] Pardus Contingent Caroli, Cor Caroli [22,20] Neutral Zones Sector Co-Ords East Rim Phao, Phao [11,11] North Rim Ururur, Ururur [11,7] South Rim Lahola I, Lahola [6,9] West Rim Usube, Usube [6,20] Lane Waolex, Waolex [6,6] Split Tivea, Tivea [10,11] Gap Fadaphi, Fadaphi [11,11] Pardus Core NONE N/A Exotic/Hidden Labs Lab Type Cluster Sector [Co-ords] Bio/Organic Labs Armour Empire Keldon Core Keldon [22, 29] Armour West Pardus Rim Laolla [3,13] Weapons East Pardus Rim Nusakan [1,7] Weapons Empire Keldon Core Fomalhaut [5,13] Weapons West Pardus Rim Zamith [2,7] Electro-Magnectic Labs Armour Federation Human Core Pass FED-01 [1,10] Weapons Empire Ska'ari Core Waiophi [7,12] Weapons North Pardus Rim Remo [21,18] Lucidi Labs Armour Pardus Core Pardus [96,58] Weapons Pardus Core Pardus [9,4] Weapons Pardus Core Pardus [42,89] Illegal/Pirate Labs* Cybernetics Station West Pardus Rim Ho 2-296 [5,1] Hidden Lab East Pardus Rim Wasat [23,14] Hidden Lab North Pardus Rim Electra [9,0] Hidden Lab North Pardus Rim Electra [17,13] Hidden Lab Split Nex 0005 [1,3] Dark Harbour Lane Qumia [0,14] Dark Harbour North Pardus Rim Electra [10,1] Dark Harbour South Pardus Rim Veareth [10,8] Dark Harbour West Pardus Rim Zirr [23,13] *Evil Labs require an average of -1000 Reputaion to gain access. X-Repair drones need : 100,000, 5, 5, 5, 1. Neural Stimulator needs : 650,000, 10, 3, and 3. Tick Times Building Planet Starbase GMT EST MST PST GMT EST MST PST GMT EST MST PST 01:25 02:25 00:25 05:25 02:25 00:25 01:25 00:25 00:25 01:25 00:25 01:25 07:25 08:25 06:25 11:25 05:25 03:25 04:25 03:25 03:25 04:25 03:25 04:25 13:25 14:25 12:25 17:25 08:25 06:25 07:25 06:25 06:25 07:25 06:25 07:25 19:25 20:25 18:25 23:25 11:25 09:25 10:25 09:25 09:25 10:25 09:25 10:25 14:25 12:25 13:25 12:25 12:25 13:25 12:25 13:25 17:25 15:25 16:25 15:25 15:25 16:25 15:25 16:25 20:25 18:25 19:25 18:25 18:25 19:25 18:25 19:25 23:25 21:25 22:25 21:25 21:25 22:25 21:25 22:25 Hack Success Rates Hack Level Brute Hack Skilled Hack Freak Hack Guru Hack 10 Unlocked 15 Unlocked 20 Unlocked 100% 25 Unlocked 30 100% 52% 35 40 60% 45 90% 30% 50 100% 55 60 57% 65 62% 70 69% 75 82% Information distilled from this post >>> Hacking Knowledge Repository <<< by Guardian Owl, on the Off-Topic forum. Laser Vs Armour Efficiency Matrix ARMOUR Conv Organic EM Pardus LASER Conv 100% 60% 60% 45% Organic 100% 50% 100% 55% EM 110% 125% 50% 75% Pardus 100% 100% 125% 100% Overskilled Formulae Skill Base Level Modifier per XP Tactics 32 +13.1 100,000 Hit Accuracy 42 +13.1 100,000 Maneuver 32 +13.1 100,000 Weaponry 20 +13.1 100,000 Engineering 15 +13.1 100,000 PILOT HISTORY 2007 29/03 : Graduated Pilot School on 2nd attempt 29/03 : Killed by a Slave Trader : Pass FED-03 (15,7) 01/04 : Defeated 1st Space Maggot 02/04 : Defeated 1st Bio Scavenger 02/04 : Defeated 1st Young Space Dragon 02/04 : Joins the Federation 03/04 : Defeated 10th Space Maggot 05/04 : Defeated 10th Bio Scavenger 07/04 : Defeated by an Famous Pirate : Epsilon Eridani (7,1) 07/04 : Killed by LORD HARM : Rashkan (10,13) 15/04 : Defeated 10th Young Space Dragon 18:04 : Applies for and is accepted into The Academy alliance 23/04 : Killed 100th Bio Scavenger : Bio Scavenger Squasher Ribbon 24/04 : Defeated by an Ice Beast > ee nebula 26/04 : Defeated by an Ice Beast > ee nebula 01/05 : Defeated 100th Space Maggot : Space Maggot Squasher Ribbon 14/05 : Defeated 1st Sarracenia 14/05 : Defeated 1st Space Worm 18/05 : Defeated first pirate [ Ldmorcego ] for repeated attacks on Alliance friends : 20:38 - Lone Wolf caught and defeated Ldmorcego. 19/05 : Defeated 10th Sarracenia 19/05 : Defeated 10th Space Worm 26/05 : Defeated 1st Drosera 01/06 : Defeated 1st Space Worm Albino 08/06 : Killed second pirate [ Pringles ] for an attack on an Alliance friend : 13:21 Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Pringles. 11/06 : Defeated 1st Elder Space Dragon 14/06 : Defeated 1st Inexperienced Pirate 15/06 : Defeated 10th Elder Space Dragon 15/06 : Defeated 100th Young Space Dragon : Young Space Dragon Butcher Ribbon 18/06 : Defeated 1st Ice Beast 19/06 : Killed third pirate [ Dragite Slayer ] suicided on building defenses : 09:54 - Dragite Slayer was destroyed in his attack on the building owned by Lone Wolf. 23/06 : Defeated 10th Inexperienced Pirate 24/06 : Defeated by a Famous Pirate 29/06 : Defeated 1st Experienced Pirate 02/07 : Defeated 10th Space Worm Albino 01/08 : Defeated by Bobo (Liberator Vs T-Bird with no shield and red armour > took him 7 rounds over 2 attacks) 04/08 : Defeated 100th Inexperienced Space Pirate : Inexperienced Space Pirate Executioner Ribbon 04/08 : Defeated 100th Space Worm : Space Worm Squasher Ribbon 10/08 : Defeated 100th Sarracenia : Sarracenia Squasher Ribbon 21/08 : Defeated 100th Elder Space Dragon : Elder Space Dragon Butcher Ribbon 25/08 : Defeated 100th Space Worm Albino : Space Worm Albino Squasher Ribbon 29/08 : Defeated 1st X-993 Squad 31/08 : Defeated 10th X-993 Squad 07/09 : Defeated 10th Experienced Pirate 16/09 : Defeated 500th Space Maggot : Space Maggot Crusher Ribbon ??/?? : Defeated by ????? data lost, ambushed for 1k faction bounty 19/10 : Defeated 1st Hidden Drug StashFRC Inena 04/11 : Defeated 1st Blood Amoeba 26/11 : Ambushed and defeated by Verdigris for 1k Faction Bounty NHD with NN500 missiles...lasted 11 rounds all 3 missiles hit 06/12 : Defeated by X-993 Battlecruiser 07/12 : Defeated 1st Space Clam [new NPC - Aperture] 08/12 : Defeated 1st Swarm of Gorefanglings [new NPC - Aperture] 19/12 : Defeated 1st Gorefangling [new NPC - Aperture] 25/12 : Lone Wolf caught a Christmas Star. 2008 15/01 : Defeated 1st Gorefang 18/01 : Defeated 10th Gorefangling. 20/01 : Defeated 10th Swarm of Gorefanglings 24/01 : Defeated by a Swarm of Gorefanglings 30/01 : Defeated 500th Bio Scavenger : Bio Scavenger Crusher ribbon 10/02 : Defeated by an Ice Beast 11/02 :Defeated 10th Space Clam 25/02 : Defeated 500th Young Space Dragon : Young Space Dragon Destroyer ribbon 28/02 : Defeated 10th Ice Beast 14/03 : Killed fourth pirate [Rivas] for attacking alliance friends. : 2008/03/14 - 00:10 - Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Rivas. 07/04 : Killed fifth pirate [Faith of Destiny] suicided on building defences : 2008/04/07 - 15:48 Faith of Destiny was destroyed in his attack on the building owned by Lone Wolf. 14/05 : Killed sixth pirate [Pirate Lama] suicided on building defences : 2008/05/14 - 02:29 Pirate Lama was destroyed in his attack on the building owned by Lone Wolf. 15/05 : Killed seventh pirate [Pirate Lama] suicided on building defences : 2008/05/15 - 01:38 Pirate Lama was destroyed in his attack on the building owned by Lone Wolf. 05/06 : Killed eigth pirate [Jonathon] Telerobbing. : 2008/06/05 21:34:23 Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Jonathon. 28/07 : Ambushed and defeated by Herzlos for 22k faction Bounty. 05/07 : Defeated 1st Energy Minnow. 04/08 : Defeated 10th Energy Minnow. 20/08 : Defeated 1,000th Bio-Scavenger. : Bio-Scavenger Exterminator Ribbon 22/08 : Killed nineth pirate [Eccogaurdian] Suicided on building defences. : 08/08/22 - 01:49 Eccogaurdian was destroyed in his attack on the building owned by Lone Wolf. 01/09 : Ambushed and defeated by Jawatron for 1K faction Bounty. NHD in 12 rounds. 18/09 : Defeated 100th Gorefangling. : Gorefangling Squasher Ribbon 05/11 : Defeated 1,000th Space Maggot. : Space Maggot Exterminator Ribbon 07/11 : Ship destroyed to a Wormhole Anomaly too many 'ploders. 25/12 : Ambushed and defeated for 100,000 OOC bounty by Badamster. NHD 7 rounds. 30/12 : Defeated 1st Blue Crystal. 2009 02/01 : Defeated 1st Energy Sparker. 06/01 : Defeated 10th Blue Crystal. 11/01 : Defeated 1st Swarm of E-Bees. 13/01 : Defeated 100th Experienced Pirate. : Experienced Space Pirate Executioner ribbon 18/01 : Killed tenth pirate [ Ribbon ] for repeated attacks on Alliance : 08:16 - Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Ribbon. 19/01 : Defeated 1st Roidworm Horde. 03/02 : Defeated 10th Roidworm Horde. 23/02 : Defeated 10th Blood Amoeba. 02/03 : Defeated 1st Slave Trader. 02/03 : Defeated 100th Blue Crystal. : Blue Crystal Slaughterer Ribbon. 14/04 : Defeated 500th Inexperienced Pirate. : Inexperienced Pirate Terminator Ribbon. 06/05 : Defeated 1st Famous Pirate. 29/05 : Defeated 1st X-993 Battlecruiser. 30/05 : Defeated 100th X-993 Squad. : X-993 Squad Demolisher Ribbon. 30/05 : Defeated 1st Eulerian. 04/06 : Defeated 1st Nebula Serpent. 04/07 : Defeated 1st Nebula Mole. 04/07 : Defeated 10th Drosera. 05/07 : Defeated 1st Cyborg Manta. 07/07 : Defeated 1st Wormhole Monster. 08/07 : Defeated 1st Verdant Manifestation. 08/07 : Defeated 1st Developed Manifestation. 09/07 : Defeated 10th Verdant Manifestation. 09/07 : Defeated 1st Infected Creature. 10/07 : Defeated 1st Ripe Manifestation. 16/07 : Defeated 10th Nebula Serpent. 16/07 : Defeated 1st Space Dragon Queen. 17/07 : Defeated 10th Developed Manifestation. 18/07 : Defeated 100th Verdant manifestation. : Verdant Manifestation Slaughterer Ribbon. 20/07 : Defeated 1st Asp Hatchlings. 21/07 : Defeated 100th Space Clam. : Space Clam Squasher Ribbon. 07/08 : Ambushed and defeated by TIRO pilots, Icy (Mooncrusher-140MWLWs and Kraak) [survived], and Malaborn (PASC - 120MT and MK2s). 30/09 : Killed eleventh pirate [ Amonra ] for repeated attacks on Alliance : 22:30 - Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Amonra. 24/12 : Lone Wolf caught a Christmas Star. 2010 24/12 : Lone Wolf caught a Christmas Star. 2011 16/01 : Killed twelfth pirate [ Ajeeshm ] for attacks on Alliance : 13:37 - Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Ajeeshm. 17/03 : Defeated 1st Exocrab. 18/03 : Defeated 1st Space Crystal. 18/03 : Defeated 10th Exocrab. 23/03 : Defeated 10th Famous Pirate. 25/03 : Defeated 10th Swarm of Energy Bees. 27/03 : Defeated 500th Experienced Pirate. Experienced Pirate Terminator Ribbon. 29/03 : Defeated 1st Medusa Swarmlings. 31/03 : Defeated 1st Medusa. 05/04 : Defeated 10th Energy Sparker. 01/05 : Defeated 10th Slave Trader. 09/05 : Defeated 10th Space Crystal. 09/05 : Defeated 500th Blue Crystal. Blue Crystal Decimator Ribbon. 24/05 : Defeated 1st Frost Crystal. 26/05 : Defeated by Zerok. Ambushed and he found my retreat point. 10 attacks and nearly 200 rounds with a handful of repairs to finish me off. Hawk, Bio armour, 5*4MW Particles. 24/06 : Defeated 1st Z15-Scout. 28/07 : Defeated 10th Gorefang. 13/08 : Defeated 100th Ice Beast. Ice Beast Butcher Ribbon. 07/09 : Defeated 10th Medusa. 18/09 : Defeated thirteenth pirate [ Mr Bombastic ] for repeated attacks on Alliance and tele-robbing. 11:53 - Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Mr Bombastic. 21/09 : Defeated 1st Fuel Tanker. 04/10 : Defeated 10th Frost Crystal. 31/10 : Defeated 100th Roidworm Horde. Roidworm Horde Squasher Ribbon. 02/11 : Defeated 1st Nebula Locust. 20/11 : Defeated 14th pirate [ Trogdor ] for attacks on my alliance. 14:53 - Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Trogdor. [One tough little SoaB!] 27/11 : Defeated 100th Swarm of Gorefanglings. Swarm of Gorefanglings Squasher Ribbon. 07/12 : Defeated by Feral Serpent. 24/12 : Lone Wolf caught a Christmas Star. 25/12 : Lone Wolf caught a Christmas Star. 25/12 : Lone Wolf caught a Christmas Star. 27/12 : Defeated 10th Medusa Swarmlings. 2012 09/01 : Defeated 100th Exocrab. Exocrab Butcher Ribbon. 01/02 : Defeated 100th Gorefang. Gorefang Squasher Ribbon. 05/02 : Defeated 1st Space Locust. 07/02 : Defeated 1st Energy Locust. 08/02 : Defeated 1,000th Inexperienced Space Pirate. Inexperienced Pirate Assassinator Ribbon. 17/02 : Defeated 15th pirate [Dick Johnson] for attacking my alliance. 21:05 Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Dick Johnson. 08/03 : Defeated 15th pirate [Achinus] for being a bad ambusher. 01:16 Lone Wolf attacked and defeated Achinus. 20/03 : Defeated 1st Locust Hive. Kill Counts Critter Picture Critter Name Critter Count Critter Ribbons XP Gained Fuel Tanker 2 10 Space Maggot 1520 Squasher Crusher Exterminator 15 Young Space Dragon 725 Butcher Destroyer 30 Nebula Locust 2 60 Space Locust 4 60 Energy Locust 2 75 Bio Scavenger 2,035 Squasher Crusher Exterminator 40 Gorefangling 120 Squasher 45 Inexperienced Pirate 1005 Executioner Terminator Assassinator 50 Space Worm 163 Squasher 60 Space Worm Albino 240 Squasher 60 Space Clam 101 Squasher 70 Energy Minnow 35 75 Verdant Manifestation 107 Slaughterer 70 Elder Space Dragon 365 Butcher 80 Sarracennia 245 Squasher 90 Swarm of Gorefanglings 100 Squasher 95 Hidden Drug Stash 5 50 Experienced Pirate 770 ExecutionerTerminater 100 Ice Beast 105 Butcher 90 X-993 Squads 101 Demolisher 130 Drosera 15 140 Exocrab 103 Butcher 140 Gorefang 100 Squasher 150 Blood Amoeba 45 170 Slave Trader 10 180 Developed Manifestation 30 185 Nebula Serpent 10 185 Eulerian 1 250 Wormhole Monster 5 270 Blue Crystal 530 SlaughtererDecimator 300 Cyborg Manta 1 430 X993 Battlecruiser 1 470 Frost Crystal 50 520 Roidworm Horde 135 Squasher 570 Energy Sparker 25 580 Space Dragon Queen 3 500 Swarm of Energy Bees 20 600 Nebula Mole 1 650 Infected Creature 1 750 Asp Hatchlings 1 725 Medusa Swarmlings 10 800 Space Crystal 70 1,000 Ripe Manifestation 1 1,200 Famous Pirate 60 1,250 Z15-Scout 1 1,700 Medusa 30 1,790 PIRATE KILLS Name Ship Type Reason(s) Reward(s) Date Killed Ldmorcego Repeated attacks on my Alliance. 1x 25,000 18th May 2007 Pringles For attacking an Alliance friend. 2x 25,000 8th June 2007 Dragite Slayer Suicided on my building. - 19th June 2007 >>> Rivas <<< For repeated attacks on my Alliance. - 14th March 2008 Faith of Destiny Suicided on my building. - 7th April 2008 Pirate Lama Suicided on my building. - 14th May 2008 Pirate Lama Suicided on my building. - 15th May 2008 Jonathon Telerobbing. - 5th June 2008 Eccogaurdian Suicided on my building. - 22nd August 2008 Ribbon Repeated attacks on my Alliance. - 18th January 2009 Amonra Repeated attacks on my Alliance. - 30th September 2009 Ajeeshm Attacks on my Alliance. 1,000 16th January 2011 Mr Bombastic Attacks on my Alliance. 2x25,000 2x50,000 18th September 2011 Trogdor Attacks on my Alliance. 3x100,000 1x1,000,000 1x25,000 1x50,000 1x75,000 20th November 2011 Dick Johnson Attacked my alliance. - 17th February 2012 Nomadic's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on Lone Wolf's: [color=white]"This species are well known around the Galactic com lines, and have often been noted to have the most helpful pilot profile in the universe. They are perhaps best known, either for the signature Thunderbird, or as the DJ on Pardus Galactic Radio. The dulcet tones of Old Earth English blasting out across the Airwaves with classic Earth tunes.

OOC NOTICE TO BOUNTY HUNTERS To help protect our Cadets, we bounty pirates who cause them harm. A few of those bounty us in either retaliation or to try and force us to drop the bounty on their own head. It doesn't work! While The Academy allows collecting faction-based bounties, anyone attacking us for a PLAYER-based bounty will be considered in league with the pirate and placed on The Academy's Pirates List themselves. The only good pirate is a dead pirate! While you're here, could you do a small favour? Instead of wasting 90-odd minutes of your life watching a realllllly bad film by alleged "director" Uwe Boll, could you spend 5 minutes or less doing something infinitely more useful? Sign the Stop Uwe Boll online petition! He's promised if it reaches one million signatures, he'll cease and desist making any more crappy films. For ever! 37 year-old English Male. Works as IT Engineer, building, maintaining and repairing computer systems. Love to play games after work for the chat and the relaxation. When did life become so hectic? It was much simpler when I was a child. The only real thing I had to worry about back then was being allowed to stay up longer than my sisters Now I have to worry when I can find time to get sleep. Go figure Yes folks...this really is me : Terrible piccy, wot? Film Chicky and Lady Luck Pics and Info here >>> <<< For Sommerlund and the Kai! Pardus radio links here Pardus General Chat Quotes Bohemian Rhapsody - Pardus Radio... R (2007-04-08 19:57:47) Lone Wolf bangs his head in tune with the song R (2007-04-08 19:58:29) Nebulosa bangs Lone Wolf in tune with the song, too. R (2007-04-08 19:58:35) Lone Wolf rubs his head and puts a band-aid on the cuts R (2007-04-08 19:58:38) Nebulosa (S-MOD): *Lone Wolf's head R (2007-04-08 19:58:52) Lone Wolf: R (2007-04-08 19:59:04) Lone Wolf needs a cup of tea R (2007-04-08 19:59:07) Nebulosa (S-MOD): Damn, what I just said had a terrible meaning, didn't it? R (2007-04-08 19:59:21) Nebulosa needs to work on his english. R (2007-04-08 19:59:57) Nebulosa (S-MOD): R (2007-04-08 20:00:39) Soul of Dipstick: sorry, yup that had a terrible meaning R (2007-04-08 20:00:41) Nebulosa (S-MOD): R (2007-04-08 20:01:04) Lone Wolf: just a little nebb...but i wasn't going to shoot you R (2007-04-08 20:01:12) Lone Wolf: yet R (2007-04-08 20:01:15) Nebulosa (S-MOD): Note to self: think, then type, then think again, then press enter. R (2007-04-08 20:01:35) Lone Wolf: R (2007-04-08 20:02:07) Lone Wolf adds nebby's comments to his profile R (2007-04-08 20:02:33) Nebulosa reports Lone Wolfe's profile. It must have lost something in the Translation... R (2007-04-14 16:50:31) Wnxchampionwolf: i know 2 guys that ride horse R (2007-04-14 16:50:39) Wnxchampionwolf: hey star R (2007-04-14 16:50:43) Starman: thats against the law isnt it wnx? R (2007-04-14 16:50:51) Wnxchampionwolf: R (2007-04-14 16:50:56) Starman: and what, at the same time? poor horse... R (2007-04-14 16:51:03) Wnxchampionwolf: that was random R (2007-04-14 16:51:07) Lone Wolf: R (2007-04-14 16:51:10) Wnxchampionwolf: omg stfu R (2007-04-14 16:51:14) Starman: some people are disgusting....i suppose its normal in holland? R (2007-04-14 16:51:21) Wnxchampionwolf: STFU R (2007-04-14 16:51:28) Lone Wolf: R (2007-04-14 16:51:28) Kain: R (2007-04-14 16:51:33) Wnxchampionwolf: YOU ARE DISGUSTING R (2007-04-14 16:51:38) Redblade: R (2007-04-14 16:51:45) Wnxchampionwolf gets the urge to start swearing.. alot R (2007-04-14 16:52:10) Kain: oh noes, you're gonna swear? everyone hide! R (2007-04-14 16:52:15) Lone Wolf 's sides hurt R (2007-04-14 16:52:28) Wnxchampionwolf: kain, stfu NWO R (2007-04-14 16:52:30) Wnxchampionwolf: now* R (2007-04-14 16:52:35) Wnxchampionwolf: dangit R (2007-04-14 16:52:40) Wnxchampionwolf: b****** Asking his mother for sex?... R (2007-04-21 12:07:45) Kain: I just meant "I need some sex" as in "I really need to go get laid"... R (2007-04-21 12:07:55) Pink Flamingo: yes, we got that part Kain R (2007-04-21 12:08:04) Lone Wolf: don't we all? R (2007-04-21 12:08:11) Thinh: R (2007-04-21 12:08:16) Kain: yes R (2007-04-21 12:08:19) Pink Flamingo: hmm, good point there. brb R (2007-04-21 17:08:25) Kain: ROFL R (2007-04-21 17:08:29) Lone Wolf: She was gone for 12 minutes and had gone to brush her teeth. Pardus Humour. R (2007-04-21 19:02:47) Lamachusturbo: Pardus is the only place where you can get crabs and not have to go to a doctor or suffer a degree of shame about it Pardus Radio Humour. R (2007-08-02 22:46:47) Welt (MOD): Pardus Radio - Because nowhere else do you get live reviews of genre porn B-movies Pardus Humour Pt2. R (2007-08-04 01:52:35) Draconian Paladin: what's the air speed velocity of a guardian owl then? R (2007-08-04 01:53:02) Lone Wolf: 905km/s/s R (2007-08-04 01:53:20) Lone Wolf: 908 if he breaks wind You can stop digging now, son. You're plenty deep enough. R (2007-08-08 00:18:54) Griemont: Btw, Honey, that picture is one SEXY R (2007-08-08 00:19:03) Griemont: clothes drawer. R (2007-08-08 00:19:11) Honey: R (2007-08-08 00:19:15) Herzlos: R (2007-08-08 00:20:07) Griemont: Herzlos> I bet your clothes drawers aren't half as sexy as Jess's. R (2007-08-08 00:20:22) Herzlos needs to stoping reading random lines in Chat.... R (2007-08-08 00:20:28) Honey: R (2007-08-08 00:20:54) Honey: Hehehehe, I missed you Grie, R (2007-08-08 00:20:59) Griemont wonders what the picture might have been like if Jess had been holding the camera backwards? R (2007-08-08 00:21:06) Griemont: I missed you too R (2007-08-08 00:21:08) Honey: R (2007-08-08 00:21:14) Honey: So totally not saying! R (2007-08-08 00:21:30) Griemont: A picture is worth a thousand words. R (2007-08-08 00:21:32) Lone Wolf: i never thought i'd hear myself say this ...but : i second Grie R (2007-08-08 00:21:35) Honey: R (2007-08-08 00:21:43) Honey: Awww R (2007-08-08 00:21:49) Griemont: Thanks. R (2007-08-08 00:21:58) Lone Wolf: R (2007-08-08 00:22:00) Herzlos: I would hope not griemont, my cloth drawers are just plain wood.. R (2007-08-08 00:22:15) Honey: Thats okay Herzlos, so is mine R (2007-08-08 00:22:26) Griemont: Herzlos> But Jess's wood is sexier than your wood. R (2007-08-08 00:22:35) Honey: R (2007-08-08 00:22:37) Griemont: good god that came out wrong. R (2007-08-08 00:22:42) Honey: OMG R (2007-08-08 00:22:51) Griemont: Not that kind of wood, I assure you. >_< R (2007-08-08 00:22:53) Lone Wolf: you think? R (2007-08-08 00:22:53) Honey: LOL I just realized how wrong that is R (2007-08-08 00:22:53) Herzlos: R (2007-08-08 00:23:07) Honey cant stop laughing R (2007-08-08 00:23:14) Griemont slams his head into Jess's extremely attractive drawers. R (2007-08-08 00:23:22) Herzlos needs to stop coming into chat.... R (2007-08-08 00:23:32) Honey: R (2007-08-08 00:23:35) Dread Assassin: Nice legs, Honey R (2007-08-08 00:23:42) Herzlos: R (2007-08-08 00:23:49) Griemont: No, not that kind of drawers! pester power R (2007-10-18 22:53:43) Intrepid: lone<I want a quote on your profile! R (2007-10-18 22:53:47) Intrepid: Quote me! R (2007-10-18 22:53:56) Intrepid: Lone wolf quote me happy dam it!! R (2007-10-18 22:53:59) Lone Wolf: say something funny then R (2007-10-18 22:54:08) Redd Phil: Worship in Pardus R (2007-10-21 12:18:05) Masterstickboy: Lone you are my new favorite hero in Pardus.. the one you just surpassed was the reigning champ Assassin Forget something? R (2007-10-22 01:39:04) Love: If you guess how much I have, I'll give you a 10th of it :-) R (2007-10-22 01:40:34) Pink Flamingo: Snowy, go hack Love so we can take her money R (2007-10-22 01:40:47) Lone Wolf: R (2007-10-22 01:40:55) Love: Offer ended! R (2007-10-22 01:40:58) Love: R (2007-10-22 01:41:01) Solleks: 100,000,000 or 100,102,431 R (2007-10-22 01:41:05) Lone Wolf: R (2007-10-22 01:41:06) Pink Flamingo: R (2007-10-22 01:41:06) Love: I forgot about hackers [(cheaters)] Internet Anonymity. R (2007-10-24 23:26:24) Reno Ryno musses up Phys's hair R (2007-10-24 23:26:48) Griemont: ! R (2007-10-24 23:26:55) Physalis (MOD): Ah, it's actually quite fun to be the only one awake in the apartment R (2007-10-24 23:27:21) Physalis looks up muss R (2007-10-24 23:27:22) Griemont: R (2007-10-24 23:27:35) Griemont: Phy> To make disheveled? R (2007-10-24 23:27:56) Griemont: To transfer large quantities of bodily grease to? R (2007-10-24 23:27:59) Reno Ryno: rumple R (2007-10-24 23:28:03) Griemont: () R (2007-10-24 23:28:04) Physalis (MOD): ah. kind of impossible though R (2007-10-24 23:28:12) Griemont: or to generally make untidy. R (2007-10-24 23:28:19) Physalis (MOD): anything you'd do could only make it more orderly R (2007-10-24 23:28:20) Griemont: PHYS IS BALD \/ R (2007-10-24 23:28:29) Griemont: Oh. That too. R (2007-10-24 23:28:36) Physalis (MOD): I am NOT bald R (2007-10-24 23:28:43) Reno Ryno: I didn't make it untidy.... I rumpled it.... R (2007-10-24 23:28:54) Lone Wolf: R (2007-10-24 23:28:55) Griemont hugs Phys. R (2007-10-24 23:29:01) Reno Ryno: one hair = not bald... that will be my story for life! R (2007-10-24 23:29:15) Physalis (MOD): R (2007-10-24 23:29:21) Zahadrin: R (2007-10-24 23:29:52) Physalis (MOD): R (2007-10-24 23:30:19) Lone Wolf: 2007-10-24 23:29:40 ban_chat Griemont Banned for: 60 days I am NOT bald R (2007-10-24 23:30:34) Cormag: R (2007-10-24 23:30:50) Physalis (MOD): LW don't tempt me R (2007-10-24 23:30:58) Lone Wolf: R (2007-10-24 23:31:23) Physalis (MOD): But that's the good thing about the net. I could as well be a 60 year old bald guy. R (2007-10-24 23:31:37) Physalis (MOD): And you'll never know. R (2007-10-24 23:31:42) Lone Wolf: kinky R (2007-10-24 23:32:00) Cormag: and my Physalis shrine would be disgusting R (2007-10-24 23:32:21) Cormag: not to mention the things I do there.. What wouldn't you give for this? R (2007-10-27 00:59:00) Phantasm takes off a shoe and gently tickles Loney's belly with a toe On posting a risqué pic about a dangerous story concerning Lady Aliara and some foodstuffs... R (2007-11-06 21:34:29) Lone Wolf: Grunkles > how can you watch that? it's one of the most boring things ever...nothing happens for 50 episodes at a time!! R (2007-11-06 21:34:55) Griemont: I'm working on it. R (2007-11-06 21:35:12) Griemont: That is to say, I'm distracted and currently doing something else. R (2007-11-06 21:35:53) Honey: Your gunna go blind doing that Griemont R (2007-11-06 21:35:59) Lone Wolf: put both hands on the keyboard then. it goes faster that way R (2007-11-06 21:36:07) Katmai: R (2007-11-06 21:36:46) Griemont: R (2007-11-06 21:37:09) Polus: R (2007-11-06 21:37:13) Sithewok: R (2007-11-06 21:37:14) Honey: omg! R (2007-11-06 21:37:32) Sithewok: 2500 words done R (2007-11-06 21:37:38) Lone Wolf: great minds and all that, Honey R (2007-11-06 21:37:50) Sithewok: 47500 more to go. R (2007-11-06 21:37:50) Honey: hehehehe R (2007-11-06 21:38:11) Polus: R (2007-11-06 21:38:21) Polus: what are you writing sitehwok? R (2007-11-06 21:38:25) Lone Wolf: i should add that to my quotes R (2007-11-06 21:38:36) Honey: R (2007-11-06 21:39:40) Griemont: For better or for worse, the deed has been done.\/Pics, Plz?.. R (2008-09-21 19:58:12) Pink Flamingo: I really liked Going Commando Biting one's tongue not to reply... R (2008-09-30 23:35:32) Chameleon: i love russian mules..Cormag strikes again R (2008-11-12 21:18:47) Cormag: R (2008-11-12 16:14:09) Kixx will use that on his girlfriend tomorrow - I don't believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand.PMSL R (2008-11-18 23:40:39) Lone Wolf: Vibble attacked and defeated Lord Harm. < renew your bounties, please! R (2008-11-18 23:43:06) Phuzz: Don't renew your bounties please... I pay for his repairs... R (2008-11-18 23:44:28) Lone Wolf: Phuzz > Sucker!! R (2008-11-18 23:44:40) Umbra Dolosus: LMAO @ Phuzz R (2008-11-18 23:44:44) Umbra Dolosus: Thats got to hurt R (2008-11-18 23:45:20) Lone Wolf: That's gotta be the biggest :FACEPALM: ever! R (2008-11-18 23:45:20) Rollie: R (2008-11-18 23:45:38) Sithewok: Famous Pirate capturing an FTS Starbase... R (2009-02-01 00:41:46) Fox: If FP have any style, they'll transfer the starbase to Reno Ryno. Quoted For Truth... R (2009-02-01 13:57:14) Miffed Misfit: Kixx > You're not one to be trusted.Rule 34 :facepalm:! R (2009-02-24 00:32:00) Little Nell: oh bugger... do not type animal and porn into googleConvo after a Foghorn Leghorn Cartoon... R (2009-03-10 12:42:06) Little Nell: wonder if I can fir the bf in a basket R (2009-03-10 12:42:33) Little Nell: fit the bf even R (2009-03-10 12:43:03) Lone Wolf: R (2009-03-10 12:43:16) Lone Wolf: You won't know until you try R (2009-03-10 12:43:37) Kerberos: R (2009-03-10 12:43:46) Little Nell: R (2009-03-10 12:44:31) Little Nell: well.... he's the same height as me so... if I can get a basket I fit in... he should fit in as well R (2009-03-10 12:44:55) Lone Wolf: R (2009-03-10 12:45:21) Lone Wolf: Try T J Hughes stores You might have a little trouble explaining it though R (2009-03-10 12:46:15) Little Nell: Please sir, I just want to try the basket on for size R (2009-03-10 12:46:48) Kerberos: R (2009-03-10 12:46:58) Lone Wolf: "Then I'm gonna put my BF in it" R (2009-03-10 12:47:03) Little Nell: Say... does my bum look big in this R (2009-03-10 12:47:30) Little Nell: oooooooh.... maybe I should see if I can find one that fits both of us R (2009-03-10 12:47:42) Kerberos: what size is your bum Nell R (2009-03-10 12:47:46) Ivan Bloodthirst: R (2009-03-10 12:48:25) Little Nell: ummmm.... how do I measure it? R (2009-03-10 12:48:30) Ivan Bloodthirst: the question of the universe R (2009-03-10 12:48:40) Little Nell: what's up Ivan? R (2009-03-10 12:48:57) Ivan Bloodthirst: Oh, nothing much...the APs have left me R (2009-03-10 12:49:10) Ivan Bloodthirst: the NPCs too R (2009-03-10 12:49:22) Kerberos: Nell,i can measure it for u R (2009-03-10 12:49:28) Ivan Bloodthirst: the BBB is starting to feel cramped R (2009-03-10 12:49:30) Little Nell: they do that.... they toy with you, then abandon you R (2009-03-10 12:49:33) Ivan Bloodthirst: time to move on R (2009-03-10 12:49:39) Little Nell: Kerb> no doubt you can R (2009-03-10 12:49:54) Kerberos: R (2009-03-10 12:50:03) Fox: R (2009-03-10 12:50:05) Lone Wolf: R 2009-03-10 12:48:25) Little Nell: ummmm.... how do I measure it? < Most people use "hands" like they do for horses R (2009-03-10 12:50:09) Lone Wolf: *runs* R (2009-03-10 12:50:38) Ivan Bloodthirst: Nice one R (2009-03-10 12:51:01) Ivan Bloodthirst: They measure in at at about 2 Hands R (2009-03-10 12:51:06) Little Nell: LW> you deserve a smack for that R (2009-03-10 12:51:10) Ivan Bloodthirst *runs* R (2009-03-10 12:51:24) Lone Wolf: Yes please R (2009-03-10 12:51:32) Kerberos: R (2009-03-10 12:51:34) Lone Wolf: IB gets it Women Vs Men... R (2009-03-18 21:25:34) Little Nell: Now we move in, get what we want... suck the man dry then move offAwesome statement... R (2009-04-01 14:01:32) Bridget Stella Mai: We can do a comparison of stats, if HG is so kind to post his, prix, we don't really need to know yours, we can just place "better then opponents by factor of win."Fails on so many levels... R (2009-04-03 17:57:00) Hired Gun: I am an intelectual, I dont take those mass fighting `games` for sports at all R (2009-04-03 17:58:17) Cormag: R (2009-04-03 13:57:00) [-] Hired Gun: I am an intelectual R (2009-04-03 17:58:25) Cormag: alright, thats just too good to pass up R (2009-04-03 17:59:07) Cormag: just had to quote thatOh how the innocent stumble... R (2009-04-04 20:33:29) Solar Flare: nevermind the MUD........lets get back to Fox and see what things we can fit in her mouthDeciding who's the bigger PITA... R (2009-04-05 11:00:26) Ula: Talking in GC wont get you noticed, unless you do something to get noticed by the people here R (2009-04-05 11:00:54) Wasted Soul: There is also being noticed in a negative way, examples of that consist of Dolph, and hired gun R (2009-04-05 11:02:19) Lone Wolf: You put Dolt BEFORE Hired Gun?? R (2009-04-05 11:03:49) Wasted Soul: Lone Wolf, I actually trashed a MO once just to kill Dolph MUST NOT reply... R (2009-04-12 22:00:13) Little Nell sits on LW's headAnd you're surprised...? R (2009-08-19 20:59:42) Bootstrap Bill: I wanted to know where Tiafa was, so I googled it. I found Lone Wolf's profileCaveat Emptor... R (2009-08-21 12:03:23) Asdwolf: 2009-08-21 12:01:45 XXX's Nebula Plant (HomamXX,XX) Asdwolf bought Food 71t ~9,999 Credits 709,929 Credits R (2009-08-21 12:03:24)Asdwolf: R (2009-08-21 12:03:40) Asdwolf jumps up and down in his cabinFilm lols... R (2009-11-01 21:34:52) Lone Wolf: You know, it just occurs : Star Wars is the biggest split-infinitive since 1966 R (2009-11-01 21:35:35) Cormag: Split-infinitive? R (2009-11-01 21:36:28) Lone Wolf: yeah...Star Trek's "To boldly go..." should be more grammatically "To go boldly". Star Wars did the same : released episodes 4,5 & 6 before 1,2 & 3 R (2009-11-01 21:36:38) Lone Wolf runs R (2009-11-01 21:37:08) Daishine trips Lone as he runs and gives him a good kicking R (2009-11-01 21:37:54) Cormag: Oh right, I remember in high school my english teacher was talking about the whole to go boldly thing. R (2009-11-01 21:38:14) Cormag: Even though to boldly go sounds so much better R (2009-11-01 21:39:05) Lone Wolf: kinda sorta, in Yank-Speak Us proper Englishians though... R (2009-11-01 21:39:49) Cormag: Englishians? Is that even a word? R (2009-11-01 21:40:09) Lone Wolf: It is now R (2009-11-01 21:40:51) Daishine: Cormag> As Englishians we are entitled to make crap up. Non-Englishians however are not WTF is he smoking???... R (2009-11-10 15:15:54) Hired Gun: at least I had the guts R (2009-11-10 15:16:34) Lone Wolf: guts?? you ran like a 7 year old school girl from Umbra DolosusQuoted for truth... R (2010-01-25 22:18:30) Daishine: Xetesk: I've no weight or hips or much of an arse - Xet you are 95% arse W.T.F...?? 2010/02/23 - 15:56 Havok destroyed a Military Outpost owned by Baldur. Baldur's Military Outpost could not withstand Havok's firepower and was vaporized by his cannons. Will that really do Havok any good?Very rare occurence, but +1 to Cormag for putting Nugget in his place.... R (2010-05-21 12:54:33) Hired Gun: AP nope, it just pisses me off some girls (even if teenage ones) can be this ignorant R (2010-05-21 12:56:25) Cormag: Shame on those teenage girls for not wanting to get raped or killed R (2010-05-21 12:56:56) Cormag: Also shame on them that if they do end up becoming a victim, they wish the one who did it to them to be punishedBurned!.. R (2010-05-29 23:01:06) Bootstrap Bill: closest thing I've had to a sexual advance on Pardus was Kariel wanting to put his bike in my trunk R (2010-05-29 23:01:35) Kitschy: BB> You shoulda gone for it. From what I've seen you aren't going to get much better If Only... R (2010-11-13 11:18:10) Hired Gun shuts up Guru Wolf... R (2011-08-25 07:14:09) Sool: Who are Film Chicky and Lady Luck ? R (2011-08-25 07:14:34) Nell: Lady Luck is a cruel mistress R (2011-08-25 07:14:35) Lone Wolf: my harem R (2011-08-25 07:14:55) Sool: And who's the one with the orange hair? R (2011-08-25 07:14:59) Nell: That's what my Grandma always told me anyway R (2011-08-25 07:15:15) Lone Wolf: Filmy R (2011-08-25 07:16:07) Sool: So that's your wife and daughter then? R (2011-08-25 07:16:23) Lone Wolf: R (2011-08-25 07:17:12) Sool: R (2011-08-25 07:17:13) Nell: No... its his harem R (2011-08-25 07:17:42) Nell: They're his girls R (2011-08-25 07:17:56) Sool: R (2011-08-25 07:18:17) Sool: How come Lone Wolf has a harem but Prince Lama The Magnificient doesn't? R (2011-08-25 07:18:43) Sool: (and keep Lady Luck, cruel or not, that looks nice to have! ) R (2011-08-25 07:18:48) Lone Wolf: because English are 1,500 times cooler than the Irish R (2011-08-25 07:19:17) Sool: Oh Wise Wolf, can thou teach me? R (2011-08-25 07:19:22) Sool: I want a harem too. R (2011-08-25 07:19:25) Benclaude: lama has. a short tail R (2011-08-25 07:19:45) Sool: Heresy R (2011-08-25 07:19:59) Cylontraxx: lama has a herd, not a harem R (2011-08-25 07:20:54) Nell: Lama tries too hard R (2011-08-25 07:21:05) Nell: he ends up looking desperate R (2011-08-25 07:21:11) Lone Wolf: R (2011-08-25 07:21:40) Sool: That's true